Snappy: General Kagan, do you feel odd when people call you general?
Kagan: No. Should I?
Snappy: Just wondered. [Aside: Sheesh.]
Bitey: Because, I think my colleague seems to mean, you don't work in the military. Never have. Right?
Kagan: Well, no, I haven't.
Bitey: [To Snappy: Zing!]
Snappy: How about when people called you dean? How'd that make you feel?
Kagan: Fine.
Bitey: What does vapid mean?
[Kagan exits, pursued by a bear.]
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